'Page Six' Knows How Much You Love Ted Nugent
You know who's awesome and relevant? Ted Nugent! Which is exactly why we are writing about him, now. Because literally dozens of people care a great deal about what he has to say. Us and Page Six, we...
View ArticleTed Nugent Ready For A Nice Enemy Purge
Oh hmm interesting, long-ago rock person Ted Nugent is talking once again about some mixture of guns and Republicanism. You've found your niche, Ted! He thinks the problem with the Republican party is...
View ArticleTed Nugent Is the New Mike Tyson
Ted Nugent, who was once famous for something but is now just a redneck curmudgeon. But in someways, he has a lot in common with Mike Tyson, the boxing great and knockout curmudgeon. More »
View ArticleReader's Digest—America's Soul—Going Bankrupt
In your sweltering Monday media column: Reader's Digest is going bankrupt, Ted Nugent loses his journalism gig because he is too hardcore, Dan Rather's madness debated, and Mediaite traffic numbers....
View ArticleTed Nugent is the Governor of Pig Land
Ted Nugent was on Neil Cavuto's Your World this afternoon on Fox News, and not only did he go apeshit, but he went pigshit. Musings on Glenn Beck Style of no-violence, George Costanza's blow hole and...
View ArticleTea-Bagging Celebrities Are Balls Out Crazy
Ah, the tea-baggers! America's latest crazy political offshoot group—and, thanks to a growing number of celebrity members, the most entertaining one, too. Here, we showcase the most popular and...
View ArticleA Friend of Neo-Nazis Drafted Arizona's New Immigration Bill
The Arizona Senate yesterday passed a strict immigration law that was written by fringe conservatives. State Rep. Bill Konopnicki, who was too afraid to vote against the bill, said: "We are going to...
View ArticleMillionaire Dipshit Ted Nugent Stands Up to Tyranny on Hannity
Ted Nugent was a special guest on Hannity last night, where he said "we, the Tea Partiers" are sick of Obama "spitting on the U.S. Constitution, the Bill Of Rights, the Ten Commandments, the Golden...
View ArticleTed Nugent Pleads No Contest to Baiting Young Deer
Pro-war draft dodger Ted Nugent pleaded no contest to charges of baiting and killing an immature deer for his TV show. Classy. More »
View ArticleA Match Made in Redneck Heaven
[Sarah Palin pals around with noted draft dodger Ted Nugent in West Virginia to support three-time failure John Raese's bid for U.S. Senator. Sorry, Todd, but you ain't no 'Nuge. Image via Getty] More »
View ArticleTed Nugent Offers a Natural Science Lesson
Draft dodger Ted Nugent made a YouTube video/commercial praising the heroic hunting featured in Sarah Palin's Alaska: "It's really so simple, it's stupid." Watch The Nuge wax poetic about science,...
View ArticleWhat's 'in': Relocating Items You Lost Years and Years Ago
You know how you lose something, and then decades later a random woman hunts you down to tell you that her brother, a priest who died recently, had been in possession of your missing thing for all...
View ArticleHunt Hogs Like a SEAL at Rich Redneck Fantasyland
Are you a Navy SEAL trapped in the body of a cubicle-bound insurance salesman? Do you watch commando documentaries and think to yourself, "shit, I could do that"? Maybe you even drive a Hummer. Well,...
View ArticleRomney Campaign Calls For Civility After Endorser Ted Nugent Kinda Sorta...
The endorsement of ex-relevant-person Ted Nugent has unsurprisingly resulted in some distracting backlash for GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney, who was forced to respond today through...
View ArticleTed Nugent Continues To Say Ridiculous Things, Continues To Be Treated Like A...
Ted Nugent is standing by the anti-Obama rhetoric that earned him an upcoming visit from Secret Service agents. More »
View ArticleTed Nugent, noted Obama-threatener, will...
Ted Nugent, noted Obama-threatener, will attend the State of the Union as a GOP congressman's guest. Hope he wears camo. More »
View ArticlePatriotic American Ted Nugent Shit His Pants to Avoid the Draft
Guitar-slinging millionaire dipshit Ted Nugent will be attending the State of Union tonight, as the guest of Texas Republican Rep. Steve Stockman. Nugent—who last year issued a veiled threat to...
View ArticleState of the Union Seating Planners Troll Ted Nugent, Put Him Next to Gay...
After all that brouhaha over Ted Nugent — you know, the guy who threatened to kill President Obama — getting invited to the State of the Union by Rep. Steve Stockman (R-TX), the hard-talking,...
View ArticleDraft dodger and coot Ted Nugent is calling...
Draft dodger and coot Ted Nugent is calling his 2013 tour "Ted Nugent Black Power" to try and court blacks to the GOP. More »
View ArticleOne Year Later, Ted Nugent's Presidential Threat Is Still Bullshit
One year ago today, draft-dodging, venison-fueled gun nut Ted Nugent pledged at a Missouri NRA conference that he would be "either be dead or in jail by this time next year" if President Obama were...
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